In the South African music scene there is a noticeable difference between the music coming out of different locations at the moment. Cape Town is leagues ahead, Jo' Burg is melting many flavours together and Durban, well, we don't like to talk about Durban. So let's fast forward to a time where kwaicore is as exposed as one feels when purchasing condoms and phallic fruits (coincidence, I swear).
JOHANNESBURG
When kwaicore started coming out in Johannesburg the people were left going 'What the heck? We've been mixing shit up for years.' Despite that they realised that no previous GP genres bought the heaviness and the funk quite like kwaicore did. Living in the city of gold, opportunity was coming at musicians like TB at home affairs. There are quite a few internationally recognised kwaicore acts that have come out of Egoli. One band has also managed to make a career out of music, heaven forbid! It required them to create a kwaicore wine, a kwaicore meal for KFC and a kwaicore computer but hey, that's innovation right?
DURBAN
Durban, oh Durby Durbs. What happened with you and kwaicore? At first people were trying to put kwaicore through the punk meat grinder but the mince on the other side was full of E Coli and sad. Regardless of these wobbly beginnings, it was popular for three months in Durban until all of the musicians pushing kwaicore decided that Cape Town was a better city to be in if you wanted to get anywhere. They left and with them went the kwaicore scene. A few people attempted to refly the flag but there were no venues to play at as the Winston had become a bingo hall for old timers with a penchant for punk. These days Durbanites sit at home and reminisce about the kwaicore days whilst sipping on Black Labels.
CAPE TOWN
The truth is that Cape Town knew about kwaicore before it even existed. There are few bands still playing it actually. It's so Y2K. They have a whole new genre there called pubstep, dance music made for sipping a few beers after work. One of the greatest kwaicore acts in Cape Town is actually from Belville, of course. The Cape version of kwaicore is very user friendly. Very Nokia 3310. You can flail to it, you can frolic to it, you can chill to it and you can read J.K. Rowling's The Casual Vacancy to it. It's versatile. Apparently kwaicore worked so well to help integrate different cultures in Cape Town that there are in fact no black or white people left in Cape Town. They are all coloured now.
And there you have it! The future!




